Quick disclaimer up top: I’m not here to judge anyone. If the weird sex shit you’re into is consensual, safe, legal, and emotionally healthy, I’m all for it. If you feel like you really want to fuck a computer-generated shark-man from a video game, hell, that’s a-OK with me.
That might seem like a very specific disclaimer to have and, well, it’s for a very specific reason: people want to fuck a computer-generated shark-man from a video game.
Specifically, people are, uh, intriguingly keen on Prince Sidon, the Zora prince from ‘Zelda: Breath of the Wild‘. Like, very intriguingly keen. Like, they want to have sex with him, keen.
— Prince SiDAMN (@GenjiShitmada) March 11, 2017
Forgive me just this once pic.twitter.com/GUGoIGfhyD
— Super Kimo Galaxy™ (@KimoForce) March 11, 2017
You vs the shark she tells you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/1RRV97EwIl
— KBot @ Lost??Sun (@ChenReee) March 11, 2017
I’ve gone and done it,,,, oh no
and im most likely gonna regret this later pic.twitter.com/YGugl5nImT
— im tired (@sketchkun) March 13, 2017
Prince Sidon is technically all shark skin, no fur
(Zelda: BOTW has ruined me ? ? ?) pic.twitter.com/fjZWwgefja
— sharkemen@yoiconph? (@imsoxdgy) March 14, 2017
Not everyone wants to fuck him, though, some people want romance:
— froag (koda) (@BlGFROGS) March 10, 2017
What an incredible time to be alive.
Photo: Twitter / GenjiShitmada.