Trump Eats His Steak Well Done With Ketchup Like Some Kind Of Fkn Maniac

We know Trump has terrible and gaudy taste. A single look at his utterly deranged apartment, which features staggering amounts of gold leaf on literally every surface, should be evidence enough. It’s so important to focus less on his shit rich guy taste than his terrible policy aims and reflexive tendency towards authoritarianism.

That being said, though, we cannot let this one slide: Trump apparently enjoys his steaks well done, with ketchup. Well done with ketchup. No one except ten year olds with broken immune systems enjoy that.
It’s long been known that Trump prefers his steaks well done – i.e. wrong – but ketchup as his preferred condiment? That is a new and sickening revelation. It comes from conservative publication Independent Journal Review (which is kinda like a BuzzFeed for pockmarked conservative teens) which quoted a waiter who wished to remain anonymous:
The President ordered a well-done steak. An aged New York strip. He ate it with catsup as he always does. The sides and appetizers on the table were shared. Three jumbo shrimp cocktails were delivered before the meal. At one point, the President looked at his watch and remarked ”They are filming ‘Saturday Night Live’ right now. Can’t wait to see what they are gonna do to me this week.“ It was hard to serve him because he is so funny and relaxed, it makes you laugh.
As you can imagine, the internet hated this.

And of course, Trump supporters are pretending that this is completely fine:

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