Trump Eats His Steak Well Done With Ketchup Like Some Kind Of Fkn Maniac

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February 27, 2017

@PrisonPlanet Fact: The only people who have a problem with ketchup on steak (or anything) are hipster morons trying to act cultured.

— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) February 27, 2017

We know Trump has terrible and gaudy taste. A single look at his utterly deranged apartment, which features staggering amounts of gold leaf on literally every surface, should be evidence enough. It’s so important to focus less on his shit rich guy taste than his terrible policy aims and reflexive tendency towards authoritarianism.

That being said, though, we cannot let this one slide: Trump apparently enjoys his steaks well done, with ketchup. Well done with ketchup. No one except ten year olds with broken immune systems enjoy that.

It’s long been known that Trump prefers his steaks well done – i.e. wrong – but ketchup as his preferred condiment? That is a new and sickening revelation. It comes from conservative publication Independent Journal Review (which is kinda like a BuzzFeed for pockmarked conservative teens) which quoted a waiter who wished to remain anonymous:

The President ordered a well-done steak. An aged New York strip. He ate it with catsup as he always does. The sides and appetizers on the table were shared. Three jumbo shrimp cocktails were delivered before the meal. At one point, the President looked at his watch and remarked ”They are filming ‘Saturday Night Live’ right now. Can’t wait to see what they are gonna do to me this week.“ It was hard to serve him because he is so funny and relaxed, it makes you laugh.

As you can imagine, the internet hated this.

Trump eating a well done steak w/ ketchup. Dawg…

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED FOR AN IMPEACHMENT !?!

— André Leon Stalley (@PhreshTooDeaf) February 26, 2017

“Psst…Trump orders steaks well done with ketchup. Pass it down” pic.twitter.com/jAQotAAAav

— Sabith Maliackal (@SABmetrics) February 27, 2017

Trump supporters saying they love well-done steaks covered in ketchup = that dude from Shelbyville taking a huge bite out of a lemon

— CAFE (@cafedotcom) February 27, 2017

Americans: aw gross Trump put ketchup on steak
Australians: [nervously] ahaha so weird of him… ANYWAY

— Christian McCrea (@christianmccrea) February 27, 2017

“Trump orders his steak well-done.”
Me: I swore off this fight to focus on real issues, not a classist-
“He put ketchup on it.”
Me: guh

— Matt Boyd (@3PSboyd) February 27, 2017

Of course Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. He also probably fucks with his socks on and puts ice in his wine.

— Blockhead (@BlockheadNYC) February 27, 2017

And of course, Trump supporters are pretending that this is completely fine:

@PrisonPlanet Fact: The only people who have a problem with ketchup on steak (or anything) are hipster morons trying to act cultured.

— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) February 27, 2017

Sad!

Source: Independent Journal Review.

Photo: Getty Images.