The Met Gala 2018 is finally here, and with it the only host worthy of such an accolade: Rihanna, who has never wavered in her dedication to this fashion night of nights.
Happy Met Gala day to Rihanna and Rihanna alone, who’s never misunderstood the assignment. pic.twitter.com/i9S5p5DuNJ
— Chris Hanna (@Chris_Hanna) May 7, 2018
Everyone else could turn up literally dripping in gold and angel tears and Rihanna would still out-slay them all.
The theme this year is Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination, which could also be interpreted as Obscene Wealth and Centuries-Old Institution. Co-hosting alongside Rihanna are Amal Clooney and Donatella Versace, which is just perfect assigning from Anna Wintour. The Holy Trinity. And to think, last year, someone thought Katy Perry would be a good host.
Anyway, it’s arrivals time, baby. Here’s what the celebs are cooking up.
AMAL CLOONEY

AND GEORGE CLOONEY
Amal’s dress / pants situation would work no where else but the Met Gala, and it’s perfect.

ANNA WINTOUR
BEE SHAFFER
A.K.A. Anna Wintour’s daughter, looking like a goddamn princess (and you can’t see it, but her clutch has a giant, Catholic-style cross on it).

LAURA LOVE
She’s a singer-songwriter who you may or may not have heard of, but she’s pulling off Catholic iconography with schoolgirl naughtiness here and I love it.

DANIEL KALUUYA

JASMINE SANDERS
A.K.A. Golden Barbie on Instagram.

OLIVIA MUNN

LILI REINHART & COLE SPROUSE

DONATELLA VERSACE

RITA ORA

WENDI DENG

HUMA ABEDIN

PRINCESS BEATRICE

AMANDA SEYFRIEND & THOMAS SADOSKI

MIGOS

CYNTHIA ERIVO

JONAH HILL

LILY COLLINS

MISHA NONOO
A.K.A. the woman (and fashion designer) rumoured to have set up Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Just went straight to the top of my icon list for dressing like an almost slutty nun but making it fashion.

DOUTZEN KROES

BELLA HADID
YESS BELLA, looking like a Dominatrix Mami.

This look deserved two photos so here we are.

KATHERINE LANGFORD

KATE BOSWORTH

KIERSEY CLEMONS

ZOE KRAVITZ

ASHLEY GRAHAM

SZA

KRIS JENNER

RIHANNA
RIHANNA HAS ARRIVED! AND SHE CAME DRESSED AS THE POPE! I am deceased.

Look at that papal tiara, which is apparently the official name for “pope hat”.

ALEK WEK

KERRY WASHINGTON

HAILEE STEINFELD

GABRIELLE UNION

KATE UPTON

DIANE KRUGER

LENA WAITHE

LILY ALDRIDGE & ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY

SASHA LANE

AMBER HEARD

FRANCES MCDORMAND
Frances is THROWING. A. LOOK. here and she can do absolutely no wrong. At least someone other than Rihanna got the freaking memo for once.

SHAILENE WOODLEY

RUBY ROSE

MINDY KALING
Queen Mindy Kaling, dressing for her new role in The Crown Season 3.

DONALD GLOVER

MICHAEL B. JORDAN

ANNE HATHAWAY

ARIANA GRANDE

EVAN RACHEL WOOD

TAYLOR HILL

KATY PERRY

KATE MOSS

SIENNA MILLER

JOURDAN DUNN

HAILEY BALDWIN

TRACEE ELLIS ROSS

GRETA GERWIG

SARAH JESSICA PARKER

GISELE BUNDCHEN

GIGI HADID

Just updating here to say that FINALLY we have a full length of Gigi’s dress.

EMILY RATAJKOWSKI

CHADWICK BOSEMAN

ASHLEY OLSEN & MARY-KATE OLSEN
You can always mark the years by the annual appearance of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen at the Met Gala.

IRINA SHAYK & BRADLEY COOPER

ALICIA VIKANDER

IDRIS ELBA & SABRINA DHOWRE

EMMA STONE & NICOLAS GHESQUIERE

LANA DEL REY & JARED LETO
These two on their way to ask you to join their cult. TBH, would.

KENDALL JENNER

PRIYANKA CHOPRA

JADEN SMITH
Hustling at the Met Gala. Respect.

MILEY CYRUS

SALMA HAYEK

JANELLE MONÁE

WINNIE HARLOW

JENNIFER LOPEZ

SELENA GOMEZ

KYLIE JENNER

MADONNA

MARY J. BLIGE

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

NICKI MINAJ

TRAVIS SCOTT & KYLIE JENNER

ZENDAYA

JEREMY SCOTT & CARDI B

CARA DELEVINGNE

KIM KARDASHIAN

TESSA THOMPSON

LETITIA WRIGHT & JOHN BOYEGA

SOLANGE KNOWLES

EMILIA CLARKE

BLAKE LIVELY

And that’s a wrap! See you (and the Olsen twins) next year.
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