As the old saying goes, the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder.
Less than 12 hours after the Met Gala – where Kris was in full “you’re doing amazing sweetie” mode, recording Kim’s red carpet appearance on her phone – and she’s ‘hacked’ the Kylie Cosmetic‘s Instagram to launch her own, delicious makeup range.
As of right now, the Kylie Cosmetics Instagram page is actually Kris Cosmetics, ft. a new profile pic of Kris with red lippy, bold sunglasses, and absolutely swimming in fur.
FUCK ME UP, FAM.
If you do nothing else today, you need to watch this video of Mama Jenner rocking up in a black limo (with a “fabulous” licence plate), crossing out Kylie’s name, sitting herself down in an OTT throne and winking. Winking! As I live and breathe!
The new line – dropping on Mother’s Day, of course – features eyeshadows with classic Kris names like ‘vodka tonic’, ‘it’s an emergency’, ‘10%’ and ‘does it come in black’. The packaging? Momager central. The Kardashian-Jenners are queens of taking the piss out of themselves.
Kourtney, Khloé and Kim have all done collaborations with Kylie Cosmetics, but no one’s superseded Kylie and planted themselves on her damn throne like Queen Kris has.
The collection is set to drop on Mother’s Day, so stay tuned for more details.
Image: Instagram / Kris Cosmetics