Just a regular gal like you but also absolutely not, Kate Upton has signed on as the dubious face of Gillette Fusion: Razors For The Hirsute Man In Your Life because sure, why not. In doing so Upton has become a vocal, presumably well-paid and an almost convincing advocate of Manscaping; that is, “shaving ‘down there’ tee hee hee pubes.”
As one part of a terrifying triumvirate of scripted awful that also includes the girl from New Girl with bangs who isn’t Zooey Deschanel and someone who is actually called Genesis, Upton’s role (ranked in degrees of ascending difficulty) includes, but is certainly not limited to: wearing a virginal white dress [easy]; winking well [very hard]; reading from a prompter [omg hard]; convincing you to shave your junk [like, really hard]; laughing with her whole body but mostly her chest [a skill possessed only by Kate Upton].
Knowing Kate like we do [very well], this campaign should do wonders for that epidemic of razor rash which has been waiting so patiently to flare up again since the au natural Sensitive New Age Guy superseded The Hairless Metrosexual as the prey du jour for marketers everywhere.
You can literally go shave your back now.
via AdNews
