Jennifer Lopez In Denim Boots With Little Belts On Them Is Glorious ’00s Bullshit

If there’s one person who can forever wear the most batshit, heinous 2000’s fashion and make it fucking work, it’s Jennifer Lopez.

The woman a) does not age, if anything she seems to be getting hotter and absolutely has sold her soul to the devil in exchange for eternal youth, and b) is possibly the only human being on Earth who can wear this ensemble and not be roasted for eternity.

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What the living fuck is going on here and yet also in a very real way, YESSSSSSS BITCH SLAY IN THOSE JEAN BOOTIES. (You can also say “slay” when speaking of Jennifer Lopez, the word becomes cool again).

It gets even better when she puts these hideous-yet-so-perfectly-JLO shades on.

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This entire look brings out so many conflicting emotions in me, because I want to vomit all over those boots and yet I also want to force her to take me shopping so I can be at this level, you know? If you can wear boots that are essentially shoe jeans and have tiny belts on them, you can do anything you want in life.

I’m really hoping this is an ongoing Jennifer Lopez trend, because I also found this which is so extremely ‘If You Had My Love’.

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Keep going, J.LO. Bring back those J.LO hoops next, ok?