If the Pokemon Go explosion of 2016 is anything to go by, it’d seem we all deadset froth on #tbt-ing to the good old days.
And sure, your fascination with all things Hello Kitty may have ended a couple years back – but there’s no shortage of methods to keep the fire alive in your heart.
There are Hello Kitty toasters, Hello Kitty toilets and Hello Kitty nipple tassels. Heck, there are even Hello Kitty guns.
But, in news that we hope will reinstate your childlike hope and innocence – there now exists Hello Kitty WINE.
Torti Wines, an Italian wine maker, has made a genius move in partnering with Hello Kitty’s founding company Sanrio to bring us mere mortals a whole five complete Hello Kitty-inspired vinos.
Torti have been allotting adorably juicy grapes for the project since 2007, so it should be a fairly alright drop.
Have a lil look at the collection in full:
Sweet Pink – Sparkling rosé, pairs with fruits, sweets, and desserts.
Cupido – Sparkling white wine, pairs with seafoods.
Rosé – Another sparkling rosé, tinged pink, pairs with fish.
Rosè Collection – Also pink, also sparkling, draped in a Hello Kitty pendant (!!!).
Charmy – White, non-sparkling wine, pairs with fish and pasta.
Lady – Red, pairs with meat and cheeses.
Before you scream “quit typing lady and take my god damn monopoly money,” there’s a slim chance you’ll get your mittens on a bottle anytime soon.
It’s only available to purchase at a damn restaurant in Los Angeles, and this online retailer only ships within the UK.
If you need me, I will be waiting (naked in the tub) for Torti to get their act together and bring it to us down under. Please.
in my dreamz
Source: Mashable.
Photo: Torti Wine.
