I’m going to be honest here, my interest in award shows ends almost as soon as the red carpet does. But my GOD do I live for those fashion lewks.
I particularly love the Grammys because musicians seem to be all about getting cray with their looks and less about getting a tick from fashion people. Ask anyone who knew me at 16, I dig a batshit outfit. This year did NOT disappoint.
Lizzo
We are starting with our Queen and my personal saviour, Lizzo. YES I’m biased at this point but seriously, tell me this isn’t red carpet glamour perfection.
Lil Nas X
Look, it’s too much pink, and that’s coming from a pink fan. Yet I still appreciate the country/ bondage/ batshit crossover. Also are his boots part of his pants? Someone plz confirm.
Megan Pormer
I’m sorry, I do not know who this is, but google tells me she’s an actress. What I do know is that her look is less fashion and more statement.
Billy Porter
Billy has come as a sparkly lampshade, and he is literally the only person in the world who can pull this off.
Ariana Grande
Speaking of people who has come as things, Ariana has come as those toot paper dolls all our Grandma’s had. I also hate the colour. She’s still a damn vision though.
Tyler The Creator
He absolutely just stole the porter’s outfit from some garish Hollywood Hotel…and a guest’s suitcase? Sensing a pink theme on the carpet this year, though.
Orville Peck
This is…a lot. Again we have this weird, washed out grey colour except on a standard country getup instead of a ball gown. The mask is…a statement.
FKA Twigs
I TOLD you there was a pink theme. What…is this? There’s a lace body suit that’s been swaddled in some shiny prom fabric? And a hood? I am confused.
H.E.R
EVERYBODY GO HOME, this colourful kimono getup has won the red carpet for me. A lot of people will come for the belt but YOU’RE WRONG. This is FAB to me.
Shania Twain
This was ALMOST cool. Like, the top and bottom just don’t FIT to me for some reason. I hate the frills around the top, but I love the sheer skirt. Yet all combined she looks like a goth clown.
Billie Eilish
Never one to fuck with a trend, Billie has actually quite glammed up her baggy-chic look and I’m digging. I hate the hair, but it’s her thing, I get it.
Doctur Dot, YBN Cordae, and Johnny Venus
What did I say about pink? YBN is probably more maroon but it counts, ok? So do Johnny’s pink flowers. Pink for boys: very much a thing again.
Ricky Rebel
Did…did they bring their own tent? Is this to blend into the red carpet? I have more questions than comments, tbh.
Jameela Jamil
I love her so SO much, but I just can’t bring myself to love this dress. It’s kinda like she rolled around in a bunch of broken records though, so theme appropriate.
Shaun Ross
Ok wait NOW everyone can go home. Not a huge fan of the pearl renaissance in general, but THIS look is EVERYTHING.
