I’m going to be honest here, my interest in award shows ends almost as soon as the red carpet does. But my GOD do I live for those fashion lewks.

I particularly love the Grammys because musicians seem to be all about getting cray with their looks and less about getting a tick from fashion people. Ask anyone who knew me at 16, I dig a batshit outfit. This year did NOT disappoint.

Lizzo

Lizzo - Grammys - 2020
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We are starting with our Queen and my personal saviour, Lizzo. YES I’m biased at this point but seriously, tell me this isn’t red carpet glamour perfection.

Lil Nas X

Lil Nas X - Grammys - 2020
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Look, it’s too much pink, and that’s coming from a pink fan. Yet I still appreciate the country/ bondage/ batshit crossover. Also are his boots part of his pants? Someone plz confirm.

Megan Pormer

Megan Former - Grammys - 2020
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I’m sorry, I do not know who this is, but google tells me she’s an actress. What I do know is that her look is less fashion and more statement.

Billy Porter

Billy Porter - Grammys - 2020
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Billy has come as a sparkly lampshade, and he is literally the only person in the world who can pull this off.

Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande- Grammys - 2020
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Speaking of people who has come as things, Ariana has come as those toot paper dolls all our Grandma’s had. I also hate the colour. She’s still a damn vision though.

Tyler The Creator

Tyler The Creator - Grammys - 2020
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He absolutely just stole the porter’s outfit from some garish Hollywood Hotel…and a guest’s suitcase? Sensing a pink theme on the carpet this year, though.

Orville Peck

Orville Peck - Grammys - 2020
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This is…a lot. Again we have this weird, washed out grey colour except on a standard country getup instead of a ball gown. The mask is…a statement.

FKA Twigs

FKA twigs - Grammys - red carpet - 2020
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I TOLD you there was a pink theme. What…is this? There’s a lace body suit that’s been swaddled in some shiny prom fabric? And a hood? I am confused.

H.E.R

H.E.R - Grammys - red carpet - 2020
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EVERYBODY GO HOME, this colourful kimono getup has won the red carpet for me. A lot of people will come for the belt but YOU’RE WRONG. This is FAB to me.

Shania Twain

Shania Twain - Grammys - red carpet - 2020
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This was ALMOST cool. Like, the top and bottom just don’t FIT to me for some reason. I hate the frills around the top, but I love the sheer skirt. Yet all combined she looks like a goth clown.

Billie Eilish

Billie Eilish - Grammys - red carpet - 2020
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Never one to fuck with a trend, Billie has actually quite glammed up her baggy-chic look and I’m digging. I hate the hair, but it’s her thing, I get it.

Doctur Dot, YBN Cordae, and Johnny Venus

Doctur Dot, YBN Cordae, and Johnny Venus - Grammys - red carpet - 2020
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What did I say about pink? YBN is probably more maroon but it counts, ok? So do Johnny’s pink flowers. Pink for boys: very much a thing again.

Ricky Rebel

Ricky Rebel - Grammys - red carpet - 2020
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Did…did they bring their own tent? Is this to blend into the red carpet? I have more questions than comments, tbh.

Jameela Jamil

Jameela Jamil - Grammys - red carpet - 2020
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I love her so SO much, but I just can’t bring myself to love this dress. It’s kinda like she rolled around in a bunch of broken records though, so theme appropriate.

Shaun Ross

Shaun Ross - Grammys - red carpet - 2020
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Ok wait NOW everyone can go home. Not a huge fan of the pearl renaissance in general, but THIS look is EVERYTHING.

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