Extremely Loud & Happy Earrings To Make Your Day A Million Times Better

Sometimes in life you want to be discreet, minimalist, chic, whatever words you care to use for owning an entirely black wardrobe and screaming when any colourful fashion items are thrust in front of your face.

Other times you want to wear something so aggressively LOUD ON THE EYES it blinds everyone in your presence. It says “fuck off anyone talking shit, I am only happiness and rainbows today”.

You COULD buy a Gorman dress to achieve this. A Marimekko number. But if crazy-bright patterns aren’t your day to day style, and you don’t have much cashola, may I offer a new suggestion? Some stupidly colourful, zany, fun and zesty earrings.

Everyone should have one pair of these. They’re what you put on when you feel like shit. When your entirely black wardrobe feels a bit drab and you want to spice it up for a day. When you’re feeling yourself in a “I’m REEEEADY TO PAAAARTY!”, Bridesmaids way.

Here’s some of my faves from around the shopping traps.

ASOS

Liars & Lovers Tassel Earrings, $44

EACH TO OWN

Glitter Bolt Drops, $42

LOVISA

Multi Statement Sequin Earring, $19.99

BOB AND FRANK

Sage, $40

SPORTSGIRL

Mustard Fluffy Earrings, $12.95

GORMAN

Yes To Love earrings, $59

MOX AND CO

Sprinkle Ma Coconut Dangles, $49

LOUNA RAE

Kimberlina Dangle Earrings, $35

MEG MAKES

Cactus Dangles, $25

HAPPY IN FINLAND

Pagoda Earrings, $45

THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING

Jessica Pom Pom Drops, $36

BEE TWOMEY

Fluro Pink Tassels, $55

BLOSSOM & CAT

Cat Earring, $32

BILLY GOAT BUTTON

Sweetheart Drops, $50

MOX & CO

Monstera Leaf, $25

EACH TO OWN

Paddle Pop Studs, $49

ZARA

Heart Earrings, $25.95

COLETTE BY COLETTE HAYMAN

Circle Pom Pom Earrings, $10.99

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