American Porno … I mean Apparel

American Apparel have been recently named Retailer Of The Year at the 15th Annual Michael Awards for the Fashion Industry…

A spokesman for the awards said “In a surprisingly short period of time, American Apparel has distinguished itself as a truly unique and exciting retail brand in the global market. American Apparel’s high-quality, Made in USA clothing, together with the company’s progressive business practices and provocative advertising campaigns, have set the company apart as a fascinating story in the fashion world. For Dov Charney’s accomplishments as an entrepreneur and as the creative director behind American Apparel, we are honoring him as Retailer of the Year.”

While head honcho Dov Charney stated “I am privileged to accept this award in recognition of the hard work and creativity of the many people who have contributed to American Apparel’s rapid growth and success. For years I have said that it is possible to manufacture clothing in the United States, pay among the best wages in the apparel industry, and still have a profitable business. Every week in our factory in Downtown LA, our workers manufacture over one million garments, and it is on their behalf that I accept this award.”

Blah Blah Blah, when is the Oxford Street store gonna open so my house mates and I can play “Hipster or Gay” with its employees?

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