Maybe it’s the theatrics of it all, or maybe it’s something in the air – whatever it may be, there are no boundaries when it comes to the shit that’s said during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Australia

This year has been no different, and we’re happy to report that there’s been some serious murmured mic-drops on the FROW-line.

So, without further ado, here’s what we’ve #OverheardAtMBFWA (so far):

Random: “So what do you actually want to do in fashion?”

Intern: “Be Anna Wintour. Like, that vibe.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“Surely it’s Prosecco o’clock?”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“Can you tell Emily to move these lights? Someone just walked into one and undid her nose job.” 

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“Does anyone have a spare bobby pin? It’s urgent.” 

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“OK, um, a bunch of people are stuck in that lift. EVERYONE MOVE CALMLY TOWARDS THE STAIRS.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“She only has 1,000 Instagram followers.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“Remind me to get the number of your facialist later. Good help is hard to find.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“FML, I just sprayed my hair with deo.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“That vest is so fucking rank.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“Just don’t have a show at 8pm if you’re not going to provide canapes. Now I’m hangry.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“I’m not doing an outfit change today, I’m just going to commit to my look.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

Person 1: “Omfg, omfg, omfg, it’s…”

Person 2: “Yeah…”

[*Bella Hadid walks runway*]

Person 1: “I can’t.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“People are going to say, ‘Where were you the day that ruffled jacket became a thing’, swear to god.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“It’s weird that people were off Gigi [Hadid‘s] $2,000 MET manicure… A good one is really expensive.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

BTS wrangler: “All media out! I won’t be happy until I see the backs of everyone with a camera.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

Person 1: “When should I get streaks?”

Person 2, with zero hesitation: “August.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“Who has my locker key? I need snacks before I punch someone.” 

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

A model, ordering at a pop-up coffee stand: “Do you have agave syrup?”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“Can you get a picture of me casually flicking my hair?”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“I can’t do gluten, but I ate the filling. You *can* have it all.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

“I’m going to wait in the toilet until the next show, it’s the most sane place here.”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

At 10am: “Is it too early for wine?”

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Keep up to date with all the antics from MBFWA by addding P.TV on Snapchat (alls you gotta do is scan the code below):

All The First World & “Surely Not” Things We’ve Overheard At MBFWA

Photo: Game of Thrones.