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In a time when lip kit entrepreneurs are declaring that 2016 is the year of, “realising stuff,” and Donald Trump no joke has a fighting chance of becoming POTUS, it should come as no shock to you that humans can be fucking dumb.
Regardless of how easy technology has made accessing knowledge, or how socially acceptable being generally vapid has become, we reckon it’ll always pay to be clued-in and, y’know, a bit of a nerd. Why? Errrrr, so you don’t look as neolithic as these 43 bone heads who’ve asked downright stupid questions of the internet.
Buckle up, fam. Your faith in humanity is about to be SHOOK.
1. This is stupid because you’re obviously not the only person to worship at the altar of Britney.
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2. *eternal face-palm*
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3. HOW IN GOD’S NAME DOES ONE ‘ACCIDENTALLY BUILD A SHELF’?!
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4. Because they’ve been propped upright? What do you mean?
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5. Yes, listening to Christmas music in summer will bring forth the apocalypse.
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6. Pretty sure you’re not though??????
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7. You should probs go see a doctor, hey.
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8. Fair question, tbh.
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9. BODIES DON’T WORK LIKE THAT.
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10. Don’t ya just hate it when yo’ homies be dissin yo’ girl and Google can’t explain why?
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11. My grandma takes her wig off when she’s drunk.
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12. “And are you okay with that?”
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13. Because girls don’t have assholes. It’s just skin where a man would normally have an asshole.
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14. Jehsus.
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15. How did Darwinism not stop your cells from forming?
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16. LIES.
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17. Yep, no women on the Isle of Man.
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18. “I pee out of my miley cyrus.”
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19. *throws phone at nearest wall*
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20. Ain’t nobody got time to be associated with chu.
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21. Jerome wasn’t built in a day.
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22. I’m convinced you’re a potato and people believe me?
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23. But it should be.
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24. Depends on your denomination.
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25. THE SKY, YOU FUCK-KNUCKLE. THE SKY.
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26. You probs can, but you probs shouldn’t.
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27. “Because you are drunker than 88 cats and a cat.”
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28. Did you see a lettuce? It only counts if you saw a lettuce.
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29. Someone’s been sitting in the sun for too long.
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30. That’ll do, dumb-dumb. That’ll do.
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31. Don’t ya hate it when the aunts take over ya house?
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32. You can go same yourself, you saming same.
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33. Wherever you just fucking threw it?
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34. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.
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35. Do it. Double dare ya to do it.
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36. Capes? For spring? Groundbreaking.
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37. “its like dun dun dun dun.”
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38. “I think this ‘rap’ music he’s been listening to has inspired him to use these hateful terms.”
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39. May god have mercy on us all.
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40. Whoever’s asking has obviously never been near one.
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41. It’s people doing the sex.
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42. On today’s episode of The West Wind, things take a surprising turn when the West Wind blows West.
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43. I believe you’re looking for ‘lactose intolerant’.
We 110% understand if you’re wondering how you’ll ever face the greater human race again. Your best bet for recovery, in our not-so-humble opinion, is to make sure you’re as switched-on as possible so as to battle those dumbasses whenever they rear their crook heads.
Brush up on your general knowledge in a way that won’t drive you to the brink of boredom-induced insanity by playing Trivial Pursuit: 2000s Edition. You can check it out right HERE.
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