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In a time when lip kit entrepreneurs are declaring that 2016 is the year of, “realising stuff,” and Donald Trump no joke has a fighting chance of becoming POTUS, it should come as no shock to you that humans can be fucking dumb. 

 

Regardless of how easy technology has made accessing knowledge, or how socially acceptable being generally vapid has become, we reckon it’ll always pay to be clued-in and, y’know, a bit of a nerd. Why? Errrrr, so you don’t look as neolithic as these 43 bone heads who’ve asked downright stupid questions of the internet. 

Buckle up, fam. Your faith in humanity is about to be SHOOK. 

1. This is stupid because you’re obviously not the only person to worship at the altar of Britney. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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2. *eternal face-palm*

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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3. HOW IN GOD’S NAME DOES ONE ‘ACCIDENTALLY BUILD A SHELF’?!

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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4. Because they’ve been propped upright? What do you mean? 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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5. Yes, listening to Christmas music in summer will bring forth the apocalypse.

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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6. Pretty sure you’re not though??????

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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7. You should probs go see a doctor, hey. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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8. Fair question, tbh. 

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9. BODIES DON’T WORK LIKE THAT.

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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10. Don’t ya just hate it when yo’ homies be dissin yo’ girl and Google can’t explain why?

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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11. My grandma takes her wig off when she’s drunk. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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12. “And are you okay with that?”

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13. Because girls don’t have assholes. It’s just skin where a man would normally have an asshole. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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14. Jehsus.

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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15. How did Darwinism not stop your cells from forming?

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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16. LIES.

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17. Yep, no women on the Isle of Man. 

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18. “I pee out of my miley cyrus.”

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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19. *throws phone at nearest wall*

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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20. Ain’t nobody got time to be associated with chu.

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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21. Jerome wasn’t built in a day. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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22. I’m convinced you’re a potato and people believe me?

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23. But it should be. 

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24. Depends on your denomination. 

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25. THE SKY, YOU FUCK-KNUCKLE. THE SKY. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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26. You probs can, but you probs shouldn’t.

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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27. “Because you are drunker than 88 cats and a cat.”

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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28. Did you see a lettuce? It only counts if you saw a lettuce. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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29. Someone’s been sitting in the sun for too long. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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30. That’ll do, dumb-dumb. That’ll do. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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31. Don’t ya hate it when the aunts take over ya house? 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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32. You can go same yourself, you saming same. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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33. Wherever you just fucking threw it?

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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34. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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35. Do it. Double dare ya to do it. 

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36. Capes? For spring? Groundbreaking. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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37. “its like dun dun dun dun.”

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38. “I think this ‘rap’ music he’s been listening to has inspired him to use these hateful terms.”

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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39. May god have mercy on us all. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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40. Whoever’s asking has obviously never been near one. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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41. It’s people doing the sex. 

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42. On today’s episode of The West Wind, things take a surprising turn when the West Wind blows West. 

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

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43. I believe you’re looking for ‘lactose intolerant’.  

43 Dumbass Questions Sane People Legitimately Asked The Internet

We 110% understand if you’re wondering how you’ll ever face the greater human race again. Your best bet for recovery, in our not-so-humble opinion, is to make sure you’re as switched-on as possible so as to battle those dumbasses whenever they rear their crook heads. 

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