The creepy-as-shit girl from ‘The Ring‘ and the creepy-as-shit girl from ‘The Grudge‘ played baseball together and not one bit of that sentence is a lie.

This most bizarre of games went down in Japan (where else) to promote the new crossover film ‘Sadako Vs. Kayako‘, with those being the characters’ names from the original (and infinitely more fucked-up) Japanese versions of ‘The Ring’ and ‘The Grudge’ respectively.

Kayako was accompanied by her son Toshio, who’s creepy disposition and cadaver-coloured skin was only balanced out by his super cute ‘I <3 Kayako‘ t-shirt.

Here’s Kayako warming up: 

 
And here’s Sadako doing the same:


THE PITCH:


AND IT’S FLYING DEEP LEFT FIELD:


Kayako, unable to run, has Toshio tap in for her.

And here’s Kayako coming off the field, as Sadako collapses off-camera.

Job well done, now off to the seventh circle of hell with you:


As well as orchestrating the baseball game of your nightmares, the crack promotion team behind ‘Sadako Vs. Kayako’ have also launched Sadako and Kayako beauty masks and a wildly disturbing Instagram account:

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Watch the full thing below, and if this isn’t the most WTF thing you’ll see today, then (please) let us know what you’re Googling and also maybe talk to your therapist.



Photos: The Ring / The Grudge / YouTube / Panda Puppet.