Today in news we’re praying to Michael Jordan is just an elaborate experiential marketing campaign for an unannounced Space Jam sequel, two-time All Star point guard and NBA swag aficionado Baron Davis has claimed that he was abducted by aliens while on a recent road trip from Las Vegas.
The veteran New York Knicks point guard told the story in earnest during an interview with rap website West Coast Rydaz.
“I see this light and it’s a big a**truck. And I said, oh f**k this is going to be traffic,” he said. “Driving, driving and the next thing you know there’s a steel thing and these crazy looking people – half human, half ugly-looking mother f*****s.”
“They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied,” he continued. “And the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to LA at 4 o’clock in the morning.”
Listen to the interview (silently roll your eyes at Baron Davis) below.
