Kyrie Irving Hates Cinematic Dunks

Cleavland Cavalier point guard, former number 1 draft pick, and Uncle Drew star Kyrie Irving hates those slow-assed cinematic drunks. They may have worked for Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James but Irving is part of the new breed. He ain’t got no time to be slow-moed.

Just how much does Irving hare cinematic dunks? Check it it out, as we get to go through the motions of that tedious ride to the rim with the man himself in this pretty excellent Footlocker ad.

Or if you’re into those Braveheart worthy dunks, you might like these. Frrreeeedddooooommmmmmm! Slllllooooooowwwwww-mmmooooooo!