I’m not making any revelations when I say that 2016 was one of the most up-and-down years on record. I mean, it was nice to see Leonardo DiCaprio take his first-ever Oscar and 29th model girlfriend home, but other events throughout well and truly sucked balls.

Donald Trump
 is POTUS.

We lost David Bowie, Harambe and 1,203 other iconic celebs.

Alex Nation
won The Bachelor. 

It’s been rough.

WIN: Tix To Be On A Motherfucking Boat ‘Round Sydney Harbour This NYE

It’s years like these that need to go in the bin, be lit on fire and disintegrate into the abyss. Its years like this that need a solid send off. The old “let’s just play it by ear” is not just, and we won’t settle for it. Please do something great, which we know is a big ask considering NYE is notoriously a colossal letdown.

To help you nip that in the bud, we’re giving away 5 double passes to Sydney Harbour‘s esteemed Seadeck NYE bash (worth $595 each, mind you, incl. three hours of primo food, beverages, champas and midnight fireworks).

WIN: Tix To Be On A Motherfucking Boat ‘Round Sydney Harbour This NYE

When you’ve reigned in the last three new years off chops in your next-door-neighbour Luke‘s backyard ‘cos nothing else was on, this will be quite the treat for you.

WIN: Tix To Be On A Motherfucking Boat ‘Round Sydney Harbour This NYE

It’s classy AF and makes NYE on the Harbour something you actually want to do for once, which really is a given when you’re on a motherfucking boat and watching the last sunset of the year that was. No shit fights waiting in lines for bars or finding spot to watch the fireworks – just good times, great music (Jungle Snake, Marc Jarvin, Kate Elsworth + Daimon Downey) and swanky socialisation to be had.

WIN: Tix To Be On A Motherfucking Boat ‘Round Sydney Harbour This NYE

WIN: Tix To Be On A Motherfucking Boat ‘Round Sydney Harbour This NYE

All you’ve got to do in answer in 25 words or less what the worst NYE you ever has was. Rack your brains – we bet there’s plenty where that came from.

WIN: Tix To Be On A Motherfucking Boat ‘Round Sydney Harbour This NYE

WIN TIX FOR YOU A MATE TO SPEND THE ULTIMATE NYE ON SEADECK IN SYDNEY HARBOUR

If you don’t win, y’can fork out for the event anyway here.

Photos: Supplied.