Use ‘What Did Bowie Do?’ & You’ll Get The Full Weight Of Earth’s Loss

The moment that the PEDESTRIAN.TV office found out about this tragedy, we denied the possibility it was true, loudly proclaiming that it must be another awful social media hoax. Then, after we found it to be true, silence overcame us and we all agreed that we hadn’t been rocked like this by a death of a stranger in a long time. Because he wasn’t a stranger; we all had separate but important personal relationships with Bowie’s music. 

So, as a P.TV effigy to the undying love we will forever have for Bowie, and as a tribute to the utterly, unfathomably incredible life he lived, we’ve decided to show you what he was doing at the ages of our Editorial team (via website ‘What Did Bowie Do?’).

At 21 years of age, same as Lucinda Price and Sean Dillon, David Bowie was miming:

At 23 years of age, same as David Adams, David Bowie was getting hitched and releasing one of his best albums:

At 24 years of age, same as Alex Bruce-Smith and Chloe Sargeant, David Bowie was poppin’ out a bub:

At 27 years of age, same as Vanessa Lawrence, David Bowie was moonwalking:

At 29 years of age, same as Cameron Tyeson, David Bowie starring in iconic films:

At 30 years of age, same as Steph Anderson, David Bowie was making up spoken languages:

And at age 10, the age of PEDESTRIAN.TV, David Bowie was absolutely the slickest motherfucker in his class at school:

So, as you probably expected, David Bowie has always been, and will forever be, better than us all. 

If you’d like to see what this great man achieved when he was your age, then you can here: supbowie.com. If you dare – he was pretty damn talented, and you will probably feel inferior.

Rest in peace David Bowie – one of the greatest musicians ever to live. Please enjoy the video to ‘Let’s Dance’ – the video for which, he filmed in a pub in Carinda, NSW.