Baz, we’ll call him.
Inspired by the insights in American graphic artist Nickolay Lamm’s Body Measurement Project, Fairfax has today published an image representing the aggregated body shape of the average Australian penis owner. Let’s take a look shall we?
Yikes. Bazza doesn’t even lift, bro. According to ABS census data the average Australian man (defined as 18 years and over) was 175.6 centimetres tall and weighed 85.9 kilograms equating to an average BMI (Body Mass Index) of 27.
The good news? He’s not clinically obese yet. The bad news? He definitely has man boobs.
Sorry ladies.
Via SMH
