Ask not for whom the bell tolls, for it tolls for thee. Ruthless dog smugglers and occasional actors Johnny Depp and wife Amber Heard arrived at a Southport court this morning to take the stand over their notorious attempt to bring their dogs Pistol and Boo into the country on a private flight, bypassing customs.
These unspeakable dog crimes, violated by highfalutin celebrity dogs who believe they are above the law, obviously calls for dramatic and immediate action.
I cannot believe that in 2016, in a packed courthouse, we are going to make Johnny Depp eat those dogs of his. Tragic and pathetic.
— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) April 17, 2016
The pair arrived at the court in a black limousine, greeted by a throng of deeply misguided supporters who yelled “Go Johnny, we love you!” These people have no appreciation for the grievousness of the pair’s infractions, and ought to be prosecuted alongside them.
There’s no word from Barnaby Joyce, who so desperately wanted to see Pistol and Boo dead. Whatever happens, remember that the arc of justice is long, and these two Hollywood biosecurity hooligans will be punished mercilessly for this, in this life and the next.
Johnny Depp’s wife Amber Heard set to face court accused of illegally smuggling their dogs into the country. #9News https://t.co/3ffTctBTIu
— Nine News Australia (@9NewsAUS) April 17, 2016
Source: ABC News.
Photo: Getty Images / Matt Roberts.
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