Those fireworks you’ve been hearing, and will be hearing over the coming days, it is not the Red Army advancing – your squad of Wolverines can remain dormant a while longer, laying in wait for the day you and your teen mates rise up against the tyranny of an invading oppressor.
The Lunar New Year is upon us, and with it all the sky candles such you could shake a stick at.
And as the Year of the Goat finally comes to an end, so ushers in the dawn of the Year of the Monkey, and a brand new year in the Chinese Zodiac calendar.
And while those of you born in 2004, 1992, or 1980 – the last time the Monkey rose – may well be about to enjoy the fruits of your lunar anniversary, what will become of the rest of us?
Luckily, the shimmering jewel atop the crown of us all that is Lee Lin Chin has got your back.
SBS has put together a nifty little tool that allows you to have your very own Lunar New Year Zodiac spoken to you by Lee Lin herself; wisdom descending from the richest peaks of the moon.
She’s got your next twelve months mapped out for you – as dictated by the orbit of the celestial bodies – for each of the twelve Chinese Zodiac signs, in a series of videos (recorded in four different languages because LEE LIN CHIN IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF NATURE).
Simply hit up the SBS Lunar New Year page, plug in your DOB, and voila. Instant moon knowledge.
May good fortune befall you all. Be you Monkey, or Ox, or Goat, or Tiger, or Rat, or Rabbit, or Dragon, or Snake, or Horse, or Rooster, or Dog, or even Pig.
Happy Lunar New Year, friends!
Source: SBS.
