Do you want to see what true genius looks like?
No, it’s not those stuck-up pricks waggling around their Nobel Peace Prizes like they’re the most special people on Earth.
It’s Eleanor, an English teenager who literally pretended a giant hip flask was a metallic clutch, and then snuck it into prom.
SOMEONE, ANYONE, GIVE THIS GIRL A MEDAL.
Apparently that flask can hold three litres of vodka. Eleanor’s night must’ve been lit.
Tiger, cost £7 and can hold 3 bottles of vodka xx
— ELEANOR (@eleanorclrke) July 3, 2017
It goes without saying that people have been losing their shit her unparalleled levels of genius.
I wish I was in this friend group https://t.co/6U1xVxWa3Z
— ?miss thang? (@abbey_marieeeee) July 3, 2017
You probably the greatest person in the world. https://t.co/PjAJ2ZNibu
— Ayo. (@Haywenzo) July 3, 2017
please become the first female president. https://t.co/iJlpWPMVlH
— ¿ (@micahvalerio) July 3, 2017
I’ve just creased so much my contact lense came out waow https://t.co/ezubxND3WE
— george (@georgebaguley) July 3, 2017
But despite her viral fame, Eleanor knows her roots.
Never forget your day ones…I stay humble with it all. 5 weeks ago I was working on a building site so I will never change. #stayhumble
— ELEANOR (@eleanorclrke) July 3, 2017
Now excuse me while I go Google ‘giant hip flasks’ for uh, purposes.
Photo: @eleanorclrke / Twitter.
