While you were busy playing lawn bowls or sinking piss down by the water or otherwise doing whatever pre-Christmas thing you like to do, Prime Minister Tony Abbott was busy reshuffling his cabinet in time for the new year, and there have been some big changes.
ABC News report that the number of women in cabinet will double (to two – don’t go popping those champagne corks just yet) when Susan Ley takes over as Minister for Health and Sport.
Kevin Andrews will take over as Defense Minister, replacing David Johnston, while Peter Dutton will move to Immigration, and Ian Macfarlane will add science to his portfolio.
The big news, however, is that Scott Morrison, who was heavily criticised for his lack of anything resembling compassion during his time as Immigration Minister, will take over as Social Services Minister.
The man who personally blocked a number of refugee claims will now be responsible for welfare, families, child care and the paid parental leave scheme.
Abbott says that the reshuffle is “an important opportunity to reset and refocus the Government to make the economic debate front and centre next year, to put Scott Morrison into an absolutely critical domestic portfolio.”
Twitter actually literally can’t even:
Scott Morrison on his new role in leading Social Services pic.twitter.com/Jqnji6wULI
— Rocky Balboner (@OreoSpeedwagon_) December 21, 2014
Scott Morrison now responsible for policy affecting the most vulnerable and disadvantaged Australians. This can’t be comforting. #auspol
— Richard Foster (@Richo_Foster) December 21, 2014
Scott Morrison gets to oversee the introduction of the Paid Parental Leave Scheme. Wow.
— Latika Bourke (@latikambourke) December 21, 2014
Scott Morrison, Minister for Social Services? Finally, he gets to bring shame and misery to the mainland.
— ABC News Intern (@ABCnewsIntern) December 21, 2014
Scott Morrison as Minister for Social Services. A brand new group of vulnerable people for him to play with
— Bec (@Brocklesnitch) December 21, 2014
Scott Morrison to now put unemployed and single mothers on Manus Island
— morebento (@morebento) December 21, 2014
Photo: Stefan Postles via Getty Images
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