Do you ever read something online and chuckle to yourself and think “heh, so true”? Yeah, you know what I mean. That tweet that perfectly encapsulates your experience as a woman in a very switched-on world – and that no matter how much access to instantly-educating information online, men still somehow don’t seem to fucking get it.
Please enjoy this collection of those things. Tweets and posts that brilliantly explain the experiences of a woman in the 21st century.
I’d like to also recognise that not all women have periods, and not all of those who have periods identify as women. Ok good, just so we’re clear on that.
http://waywardlullabies.tumblr.com/post/155657518464/me-when-im-not-on-my-period-yea-it-sucks-but-i
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD QUEEN.
Birth control pills are like cute little advent calendars for a really shitty holiday.
— JennyPentland, GED (@JennyPentland) April 18, 2013
When you think it’s nice to get to the sugar pills and then you remember what that means.
https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/920757008197971968
True adulthood is relinquishing the belief that getting high and trimming your own bangs might go better this time.
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) February 3, 2018
No seriously, it’ll be fine this time. Look, you just take a bit off this side and then even it up on the other side, and then even it up on this side and then..
Whenever I wear these masks I feel like I look like Dwight. pic.twitter.com/nsszTbQXCs
— Steph (@laprietitaaa) February 10, 2017
HELLO CLARICE.
me: skincare!
my other organs: please help us .— Sam (@pissbby) July 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/ziwe/status/902304564912717824
Or if you’re me you’re constantly hungry but you have no fucking clue what you want to eat so you stare at restaurant menus for ages and then give up at eat a whole bag of chips.
https://twitter.com/motheromance/status/849341899647438848
http://notkatniss.tumblr.com/post/171507669327/anyone-who-isnt-convinced-angels-exist-has-never
There’s no camaraderie like drunk gals in a bathroom together.
*at my funeral*
Friend crying over my casket: look they’re burying her in her favorite dress
Me, still dead: it haaasss pockets— maura quint (possibly parody sometimes depending) (@behindyourback) July 3, 2017
Bury me in my best outfit; that dress with the pockets.
At the point where I’m just a sentient heavy sigh
— ✨ Caroline D Framke ✨ (@carolineframke) November 16, 2017
(Me, after having another man try and explain something that I already know to me.)
I got a bunch of dental surgery and while waiting for a cab to go home a dude catcalled me so I just let a ton of blood fall out my mouth
— zoë “Baddie Proctor” quinn (@UnburntWitch) August 24, 2017
We all know that shaving is absolutely for streamlining purposes only.
PRONOUNS AREN’T HARD.
Ma’am please, you’re making a scene.
