Going out’s overrated, let’s face it. There’s too many people about. You have to actually walk to places. Food and drink places can have lines – actual lines, can you believe that shit? And if you’re not undercover it might rain. Musical festivals? Give me a break. All that money and preening and camping and interacting with people can suck it. Sure, the music’s mad, but the juice ain’t worth the squeeze. Luckily for you, Coachella’s got you well and truly covered with their live stream on YouTube! Get the entire experience of seeing those bands you really want to see without leaving the house! Think about it. Instead of overpaying for food and drink, you can order in pizza and slug cheap wine through a straw instead! Instead of cueing for hours to use a loo, only to walk out with sawdust in delicate places, you’ve got your own bathroom! Instead of having to carefully coordinate your wardrobe to best fit in with the fashionable elite, you can wear pyjamas all day and maybe build a doona fort too! It’s win/win for all!
We’ve gone ahead and converted all the times for you, just to help your weekend move along that little bit smoother. All times are in AEST. Coachella’s YouTube stream will have three channels, so
check their main page to find out where to go. This is gonna rule!
DAY 1 – SATURDAY APRIL 12
8:30am – Flatbush Zombies, ZZ Ward, Jaguar Ma
9:15am – Aloe Blacc, Grouplove
9:20am – Wye Oak
10:15am – MS MR, Dum Dum Girls
10:20am – AFI
11:00am – Bastille
11:05am – A$AP Ferg
11:10am – GOAT
12:00pm – The Afghan Whigs, HAIM, Kate Nash
12:50pm – Neko Case
1:00pm – Zedd Hangout
1:15pm – Woodkid
1:30pm – Bonobo
1:40pm – Ellie Goulding
2:05pm – Chromeo
2:30pm – Broken Bells, Carnage
2:55pm – Bryan Ferry
3:25pm – The Glitch Mob
3:30pm – Girl Talk
4:00pm – The Cult
4:20pm – Martin Garrix
4:30pm – Outkast
DAY 2 – SUNDAY APRIL 13
8:30am – White Lies, Bear Hands, Foxygen
9:10am – CHVRCHES
9:15am – Temples
9:30am – Ty Segall
10:20am – The Head and the Heart, Bombay Bicycle Club
11:10am – City and Colour, Cage the Elephant, CHVRCHES Hangout
11:30am – Washed Out
12:00pm – Capital Cities
12:05pm – Future Islands
12:55pm – Lorde
1:00pm – Warpaint
1:45pm – Foster the People
2:00pm – Pixies
2:40pm – Queens of the Stone Age
2:50pm – MGMT
2:55pm – Dillon Francis
3:35pm – Pharrell Williams
3:45pm – Sleigh Bells
3:55pm – Fatboy Slim
4:35pm – Pet Shop Boys, Skrillex
4:55pm – Empire of the Sun
DAY 3 – MONDAY APRIL 14
8:30am – Preservation Hall Jazz Band, J. Roddy Walston & The Business, Surfer Blood
9:15am – Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue
9:30am – Frank Turner
10:10am – Fishbone
10:30am – Superchunk
11:00am – Blood Orange, Flosstradamus
11:30am – The 1975
11:50am – The Naked and Famous, Darkside
12:15pm – Little Dragon
12:45pm – Muse
12:50pm – Alesso
1:25pm – Calvin Harris
1:30pm – Daughter
2:00pm – Big Gigantic
2:25pm – Beck
2:55pm – Adventure Club
3:10pm – Nas
3:20pm – Arcade Fire
3:45pm – Duck Sauce
4:10pm – Disclosure
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