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We get it. Rolling yourself out of your blankie burrito in the morning is damn hard on a weekday. It’s pretty normal for folks to leave a bunch of shit they should proooobably do in the privacy of their own home for getting sorted on public transport, let’s say.
It revolts me when I see people brushing their fucking hair on the bus (STOP THAT), but hey – we’ve all done a sneaky brow fix-up or eaten a toastie on the train, right? A lil sneky mascara swipey? It happens. It’s fine.
You know what’s not fine? EATING YOUR FUCKING COCO POPS WHILE DRIVING.
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See this gal? She’s a P-plater who got snapped while driving erratically along Marmion Ave in Perth. FYI, that’s a super busy highway-like road, so what’s about to come is extra fucked mates.
According to onlookers, she was eating her cereal with both hands, and driving… with her LEGS.
WITH. HER LEGS.
I know some of you are like “uhurrrrr what a legend/yieeeeew maaate/goals” but no. NO.
Sorry, there is a time to showcase amazing trickery with your talent for doing things with the wrong body parts – I personally am extremely talented at playing N64 Mario Kart with my toes, for example, but that is a gloaty aside – driving a busy highway is not one of those times. In fact, driving in general is not the time to play silly buggers, ok? It’s not uhurhurhurrr when you cause a giant traffic accident and run over a cute puppy. Or worse.
The pic was first posted online before being sent to WA Police Commissioner Chris Dawson.
‘The report I got was that the driver, who had their passenger take a photo of this, noticed because the car was weaving across the lane,’ he told Seven News.
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Dawson said the police have her driver’s registration, so it’s likely she’ll face charges of reckless driving.
You can’t be driving a car and eating your brekkie at the same time,’ he said (well, no shit).
Guys? Don’t be morons and drive while eating bowls of cereal, FFS.