We get it. Rolling yourself out of your blankie burrito in the morning is damn hard on a weekday. It’s pretty normal for folks to leave a bunch of shit they should proooobably do in the privacy of their own home for getting sorted on public transport, let’s say.
It revolts me when I see people brushing their fucking hair on the bus (STOP THAT), but hey – we’ve all done a sneaky brow fix-up or eaten a toastie on the train, right? A lil sneky mascara swipey? It happens. It’s fine.
You know what’s not fine? EATING YOUR FUCKING COCO POPS WHILE DRIVING.
See this gal? She’s a P-plater who got snapped while driving erratically along Marmion Ave in Perth. FYI, that’s a super busy highway-like road, so what’s about to come is extra fucked mates.
According to onlookers, she was eating her cereal with both hands, and driving… with her LEGS.
WITH. HER LEGS.
I know some of you are like “uhurrrrr what a legend/yieeeeew maaate/goals” but no. NO.
Sorry, there is a time to showcase amazing trickery with your talent for doing things with the wrong body parts – I personally am extremely talented at playing N64 Mario Kart with my toes, for example, but that is a gloaty aside – driving a busy highway is not one of those times. In fact, driving in general is not the time to play silly buggers, ok? It’s not uhurhurhurrr when you cause a giant traffic accident and run over a cute puppy. Or worse.
The pic was first posted online before being sent to WA Police Commissioner Chris Dawson.
‘The report I got was that the driver, who had their passenger take a photo of this, noticed because the car was weaving across the lane,’ he told Seven News.
Dawson said the police have her driver’s registration, so it’s likely she’ll face charges of reckless driving.
You can’t be driving a car and eating your brekkie at the same time,’ he said (well, no shit).
Guys? Don’t be morons and drive while eating bowls of cereal, FFS.