OH NO: This Snowman Found In Adelaide Will Legit Haunt Your Dreams Tonight

Adelaide, the city of churches, sex shops and murders (this is not actually true), also has itself a creepy af snowman that turned up on the side of the road near the CBD overnight. 

Snowmen are terrifying like clowns and they shouldn’t exist, particularly not this one with its suss-as beanie and its haunting frowny stick-mouth. 

Also it did not snow in Adelaide yesterday – it snowed a little on Tuesday. The low yesterday was 7°C which is far too warm for snow: snow usually falls when the temp is between 0°C and 2°C, between 2°C and 5°C it’s sleet, and then above 5°C it’s rain. Where did this snow come from? It’s a mystery and it’s freaking me out. 

But fr real the snowman probably came from the Ice Arena in Thebarton. Doesn’t stop it from figuring in my nightmares.