“Omg PEDESTRIAN.TV, no one cares about the Kardashians, they are a waste of oxygen, stop posting about them, no one cares!!!!!!” Except you do, because you clicked on this and are reading it right now. As did thousands of other people. And when ya’ll stop clicking, we’ll stop posting about Kim’s new emojis and the Kardashian clan in general, got it? Right, now onto our VERY IMPORTANT AND EXCELLENT POPULAR CULTURE NEWS STORY:
As you’ve probably guessed by now, Kim Kardashian has released her own set of emojis.
It’s not the most authentic of ideas; her husbo Kanye West has had his face immortalised in emoji format since August, with Yemoji. However, while Yemoji is fan-created, Kimoji is 100% Kim’s app-child.
The emojis are relatable. They are versatile. They are bloody fabulous. If the standard emojis were K-Mart, then that would make these emojis Givenchy Couture. Deluxe as hell.
KIMOJI pic.twitter.com/ymuwisqZQj
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) December 21, 2015
If you’re feeling ready for a party, alert your friends by sending them a red cup, and if you’re feeling a lil frisky, you can send Kim K’s oily butt to your sexual partner! Annoyed at how girly the Unicode nailpolish and/or hearts are? Kimoji has black nails and black hearts.
2016 is gonna be the year of #KIMOJI, and there ain’t nothin you can do to stop it. SOZ NOT SOZ.
The app is being released tomorrow, if you are so inclined.
Source: Twitter.
