The Duchess Of Cambridge’s New Baby Is Now Officially External

IT’S A BOY. Kensington Palace have sent another royal bird out to announce the delightful news that the Duchess Of Cambridge, Catherine has given birth to a beautiful boy at 11:01AM at the Lindo Wing of St. Mary’s hospital in London. 

So 10:01PM for us Aussies. 

Kate, as us peasants call her, and the little Prince are doing very well so that’s all that matters right now.

Check the official tweet for all the details but as it appears, there’s no baby name just yet.

Although, today is St. George’s Day so – oh wait, no.

So the little bub weighs around 3.8 kilograms.

The palace’s official twitter went onto announce,

“The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall, Prince Harry and members of both families have been informed and are delighted with the news.” 

Kate was admitted to hospital earlier this morning causing a bloody riot with the English and international media.

Check out the media scrum pre-baby.

Times that by 1,000,000 when the little Prince makes his first appearance.

Naturally, lovers of the royals are absolutely ecstatic with the news.


People are already suggesting name ideas like Frederick, George II, Prince (Idk why but it’d be funny), and Alfred (ew no).

But according to the actual bets, we have Arthur, Albert, James, and Alexander and I am feeling all those names.

Anywhoo, little Prince ? is now fifth in line to the throne succeeding his uncle Prince Harry. As the order goes, next in line is Prince Charles, then Prince William, four-year-old Prince George, two-year-old Princess Charlotte, and then Prince ?

Fingers crossed fifth-in-line will be a party animal just like his uncle and give us lots of memes in the future. Can’t bloody wait.

Congratulations to the Royal family and wishing a healthy recovery for the Duchess.