For some reason choosing today of all days to make a plea for information of a ~lewd~ nature, Victorian Police have this morning appealed to the Australian public in the vain hope of identifying two men who exposed themselves to a roadside radar operator in Rowville on Australia Day, because Australia Day.
A statement released this morning (‘Overexposure‘) describes how the two men – both believe to be aged in their thirties, both with cute little stars for dicks – approached a Kellets Road speed camera and began disrobing in a manner best described as ‘belligerent’ and ‘with wild abandon’:
One of the men took his clothes off and climbed onto the front of the vehicle, exposing himself while yelling and screaming abuse at the operator inside.The men, believed to be aged in their 30s walk away west along Kelletts Road and then returned about an hour later carrying [two six packs].
The same man exposed himself again before leaving the scene.
According to the plea, both men are described as board short wearing caucasians; a Fairfax investigation adds that one of the men also dragged his butt across the bonnet of the vehicle, not unlike a dog attempting to empty its own anal glands.
Do you have knowledge, either intimate or passing, of these two violently naked pests and their starburst shaped junk? If so, you’re encouraged to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.
Photo via Victorian Police
