We find that there are two types of people in the world. Those who are fans of former Channel [V] presenter, DJ and all-round-media legend Danny Clayton and there are those who would love for nothing more than to see him repeatedly punched in the face.
“I said to myself ‘yeah I’ll sign up for the intermediate class’ and found myself being paired up with military and police personel from the likes of the States, Russia and even Norway. You’d train for six hours a day and yeah, fight people from all around the world”
“There were no headguards or anything so when you got hit in the face, you’d feel it. On the third day I got some solid punches to both eyes and ended up with two big black eyes”
“I had my lips split countless times and was often bleeding from my mouth. At night I’d have to cover my body in assorted frozen vegetable packets to the point where by the end of the trip half my room was covered in soggy plastic bags of veggies. Oh yeah and there was one day I came home and just started vomiting from being hit in the head so many times”.
“I’m not a short person so I get the whole ‘take down the big guy’ thing but I wasn’t expecting their response to me asking them to please go easy on me, to instead make them more excited. They were calling me ‘Goldilocks’ and whatnot. People really wanted to hurt me.”
“Some rather nasty guys spent a day trying to snap my legs, which wasn’t entirely fun but I would still recommend people give it a try…. if you don’t have aspirations to be a professional dancer.”
Feel free to take this advice from a man who just offered up his body for daily pummeling at the hands of people who have been literally trained to kill other people, we’ll probs keep our holiday activities to the more cocktail and pool adjacent.