After the hullabaloo concerning those paparazzi snaps of Kate Middleton‘s holidaying breasts finally died down, there was concern that the most newsworthy happenings surrounding royal sweethearts, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge Kate and Wills, had plateaued for the year 2012. The world press and royal followers everywhere went into a frenzy when Kate made the most yawn-worthy of alterations to her hairstyle, with some pundits speculating that the face-framing chop was a strategic change made to hide any obvious signs of ‘Preg Face’.
This morning we have learned that the ‘preg face’ suggestion could very well be true, as it was confirmed that Kate Middleton had been admitted to King Edward VII Hospital with ACUTE MORNING SICKNESS because she and Wills are indeed PREGNANT.
The British Monarchy Facebook page (which I’m sure you all ‘Like’) announced the news with the following statement:
Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of
Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is
expecting a baby.
The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The
Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of
both families are delighted with the news.
The Duchess was
admitted this afternoon to King Edward VII Hospital in Central London
with Hyperemesis Gravidarum. As the pregnancy is in its very early
stages, Her Royal Highness is expected to stay in hospital for several
days and will require a period of rest thereafter.
Further information:
Hyperemesis Gravidarum is very acute morning sickness, which requires supplementary hydration and nutrients.
Congratulations to the happy family! And congratulations to the weekly gossip magazines who have just been handed enough mileage to move units for the next 20-30 years, unless it is a boring unattractive child.
Speaking of unattractive, here is a horrifying GIF made by Tumblr identity Bobby Finger to honour this great occasion:
Apologies for sharing.
Photo by Leon Neal for AFP via Getty Images.
