We won’t bother spelling out what happened next for you:
He named it ‘Fuckface Von Clownstick’. Obviously.
“I usually make Butt plugs to insult dictators, homophobes and politicians. However, when i heard [Trump’s] remarks about Mexicans and latinos from south america i was extremely angry. You see I was born and raised in Mexico and moved to United States when i was 11 years old. So i don’t approve of what Ted Cruz and the republican party have to say about us hard working americans.
When he decided to announce he is running for president he decided to use Latinos as a scapegoat and blame us for everything that is ailing America. Many republican politicians have done this before but never a politician running for president.”
If you’re in the market for a brand new buttplug, or just wanna get freaky with Fuckface Von Clownstick A.K.A Donald Trump (you lunatic), you can purchase this from Shapeways for US$27.99. Yeah, they ship to Australia.
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