A UK Tabloid Asked For Cleavage Pics & Blokes Won’t Stop Sending Theirs

They’re after pics of the breast cleavage in Britain, and they’re offering £1,000 prize money. Not a really good cleavage pic, mind. Not even the best pic. The breast pic, because when it comes to knockers there’s no stopping the puns. 

See?

Got some front? Share your breast cleavage snaps for chance to win £1k https://t.co/58YdhGAtYl pic.twitter.com/rJaINcjXHN

— The Sun (@TheSun) March 30, 2016

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While no one could really expect any better from a tabloid whose entire editorial policy is boobs, footballer-related scandals, boobs, immigrants stealing jobs / living off benefits (pick one), and bewwwwbs, the response from the ~internet at large~ has been rather heartening.

@TheSun Gimme my £1k! pic.twitter.com/Uqc05JX0PC

— Richard Hancock (@CanaryWorf) March 30, 2016

. @TheSun My entry pic.twitter.com/gxZTOXWQIG

— Lame Monk (@oldschoolmonk) March 30, 2016

My second entry, please send the money soon. DMing my bank details @TheSun pic.twitter.com/UfshlzNYCT

— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) March 30, 2016

.@TheSun AV A LOAD OF THIS X pic.twitter.com/Spc3vht6nK

— netflix & phil (@PaleCompanion) March 30, 2016

Honestly, we thought we’d found a live one here, but OH WAIT NO THAT IS NOT BOOBS:

Is this the kind of thing you are looking for @TheSun ? pic.twitter.com/a7fri5dHKA

— Martin Kayes (@mkayes) March 30, 2016

Oh @TheSun – would love to £1k. pic.twitter.com/QP7dv3BR3T

— Richard Gray (@zumojuice) March 30, 2016

@TheSun Knew this photo would come in useful one day. Fingers crossed I win. (cc @MelissaCole) pic.twitter.com/0eNRbP91dv

— Chris Smith (@cpsmithy) March 30, 2016

Joke aside, if this entry from Dom Jenks of Manchester doesn’t take home the £1,000 prize money then quite frankly there’s just no hope for mankind, no hope at all.

!!! WINNER !!!