Remember a few days back, when you texted Taylor Swift to ask ‘hey girl, we hitting up the Grammys this year or what?’, then you saw a couple of blue dots appear for a minute or so, bounce up and down a bit and then vanish, leaving you none the wiser?
It turns out the girl you thought was your bestest friend was just trying to find a polite way of saying that you’re not invited, because she has already made other, more fun Grammy plans, that do not involve your clingy arse tagging along.
Per the below devastating #FBF post, she revealed that she’s taking her bestie Abigail Anderson. “We’ll try to dress as well in 2015 as we did in 2005,” she said, to the sound of a million Swifties figuratively actually literally dying.
TBH, you’re probably not even worthy to look at this photo, but go ahead:
Abigail Anderson has her own entry on TaylorSwift.Wikia.Com, which is a good and cool thing, and not at all creepy. She has appeared in various Tay Sway videos, including 22 and Picture To Burn. Swift once told Oprah (who is also not her Grammys date):
“.. But my best friend, Abigail, we met when I was 15. First day of school freshman year we sat next to each other in English. She wanted to be a swimmer and go off on a college scholarship for swimming and I wanted to be a singer. Now she’s off at Kansas on a swimming scholarship and I’m singing.”
This is the two of them ringing in the new year. You were at that thing, right? Oh, wait, you weren’t? Whatever you did to Taylor, you’d better apologise, because she’s icing you out hard right now.
Photo: Jewel Samad via Getty Images
