If you’re a One Direction fan with terrifying levels of fandom, Oprah-rich parents and a base understanding of how eBay bidding bots work, may we draw your attention to the half-eaten toast of OD’s Niall Horan, who tried then spat out a piece smeared with Vegemite when he appeared on Sunrise yesterday. The uneaten half is now up for auction on eBay, “We will not be including the mouthful that Niall spat out – because that’s just gross” notes the program, with proceeds going to charity and the bounty going to whoever convinces their parents into spending thousands of dollars on a half eaten piece of toast. We’d suggest ‘cloning reasons’. Bid your little hearts out here.
