It’s good to see Parklife organisers are willing to take the piss out of the fact that music festival ticket prices nowadays are a joke. They have released the world’s “Most Ridiculously Expensive” one-day festival ticket – going at a whopping AU$7,000. It’s all in the name of a very hood good cause: the ticket will go towards raising money for Heaps Decent – an initiative committed to nurturing the creativity of underprivileged and Indigenous young people and emerging artists.
Perks of the ticket includes a slip-and-slide entry, personal drinks caddie, artist cabin and portable VIP area, the Ridiculously Expensive Ticket’s package was voted by Parklife’s 50,000 strong Facebook group via a daily poll and battled it out against other ridiculous ticket options, such as sedan chair Egyptian-style transportation around the festival, an iPad VVVVIP lanyard, a personal publicist and a personal stylist.
There’s only one – that’s 1! – Ridiculously Expensive Ticket up for grabs, so if you want to spend your $7,000 on it you better get in quick.
The Ridiculously Expensive Ticket will be available for the Parklife shows in Melbourne (Saturday 24th September), Perth (Sunday 25th September), Brisbane (Saturday 1st October), Sydney (Sunday 2nd October), and Adelaide (Monday 3rd October), and will include:???
– Slip-and-slide festival entry
?? – A personal drinks caddie (no more queuing)??
– An “artist” cabin backstage with personal rider demands??
– Portable VIP area with security entourage??
– “Coming to America” style sedan chair transport?
? – Side of stage performance viewings??
– Bespoke cocktail named in the purchaser’s honour and offered for sale on the day ?
? – Personal welcome messages main stage video screen??
– Adventure featured on the Parklife website?
– Access to all of the More Expensive Ticket* benefits + 10 x MET’s for friends and/or lackies ????
The Ridiculously Expensive Ticket joins the standard ticket and “More Expensive Ticket” offerings and is available now at parklife.com.au.
