Mike Patton be winking at chu. Why? Well, If you were to type “NSFW” (Not Safe For Work) into Google today, you will discover that the 4th search result down, will feature, none other than, (drum roll please)… Mike Patton. I suppose, this isn’t all that surprising.
He’s always been a heady, unpredictable mix of sex on legs and scary, so the fact that he decided to get his penis out during the Faith No More set at Brisbane Soundwave, certainly didn’t send out any shock waves. (Afterall, he did the same thing a few days earlier at a gig in London. I suppose, if you gots the goods, why not bring the goods out occassionally?)
The only problematic element here, is that he actually felt the need to “stretch” his member out for a close- up shot. Judging from the photos, the camera is already preeeettty damn close as it is.
What does this say about the proportions of Patton’s genitalia? I’ll give you a hint. The camera man backed away in fear.
There only thing scarier than a flacid penis, is seeing a close-up shot of a flacid penis.
For those brave enough, go and see for yourself here. Please make sure your boss isn’t standing behind you, unless of course, it’s something they too will enjoy.
