“Punch those sluts”; “Die in hell from chlamydia”; “You stupid cunts”; “I’m going to take your testicles and pound them with a hammer”; “Go fuck [yourself] with a chainsaw up [your] asshole till it mutilates [your] insides” and “I’m gonna bomb your headquarters” are some of the evocative empty threats levelled at the editors of British [and, misguidedly, American] GQ after the magazine unveiled its September issue covers featuring all-singing no-dancing Ewoks One Direction, accompanied by ‘engaging’ copy designed to generate sales and discussion of what are otherwise five pretty innocuous covers.
HARRYS COVER SAYS HE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY. @BritishGQ YOURE MAKING HIM SOUND LIKE A WHORE. HES NOT A FUCKING WHORE YOU STUPID CUNTS.
— the butt (????) (@banginngniall_) July 29, 2013
@Harry_Styles @BritishGQ IM FUCKING PISSED AT HOW THEY PORTRAYED YOU, YOU ARE NOT A GOD DAMN MAN WHORE, YOU ARE A CUPCAKE. JESUS.
— Francesca (@francescanoel) July 29, 2013
DEAR GQ U SHOULD HAVE UR EYES CHECKED THE MAN U CALL A MANWHORE IS A FUCKING CUPCAKE U LITTLE SHITS I HOPE NO ONE BUYS UR SHITTY MAGAZINE
— ? marcel ? (@oZarryo) July 30, 2013
the GQ pictures make me want to stab myself in the uterus !!
— d. (@DIRTYWIFI) July 29, 2013
gq I will come over there and personally slaughter you okay
— 5SOS NASHVILLE (@Ashtonlyfe) July 30, 2013
CAN I PLEASE STAB EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR GQ TY
— elizabeth? (@slutynarry) July 29, 2013
im crying dont hate on louis you fukcing assholes or i will shove bleach into your assholes and pull out your eyes with a spork
— kate? (@fxkinlouis) July 29, 2013
@BritishGQ DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT TO CASTRATE THE PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR THIS SHITTY MAGAZINE?
— ?BAT SHIT CRAZY? (@LouisM1serables) July 29, 2013
GQ NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BREAK MY GLASS NAIL FILE IN TWO AND STAB THEM IN THE EYES
— Selma ? (@itsniallstagram) July 29, 2013
GQ MAGAZINE THIS IS AN INDIRECT TO YOUR EDITOR IM GOING TO TAKE YOUR TESTICLES AND POUND THEM WITH A HAMMER IM UP ALL NIGHT TO FUCK U UP BYE
— ITS MA BIRTHDAY (@indeedniall) July 29, 2013
GQ MAGAZINE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES WITH A CHAINSAW UP THEIR ASSHOLE TILL IT MUTILATES THEIR INSIDES
— ??pearl?? (@michaellaneous) July 29, 2013
the interviewer from GQ who interviewed harry can go shove a butcher knife up her ass for all I care
#SorryNotSorry— Leeroy Hmmmm (@imma_fangirl15) July 30, 2013
I’m getting my butcher knife and I’m gonna have a little talk with the people at GQ
— Janely? TOmmrOW/’k? (@mullinweave) July 30, 2013
Er, security? RT @ClaireFon1: @BritishGQ I’M GONNA BOMB YOUR HEADQUARTERS! http://t.co/gHZzTA1Cxu #GQ1D
— British GQ (@BritishGQ) July 30, 2013
FUCK GQ I HOPE THEY DIE FROM CHLAMYDIA CIAO
— krabby patties (@smackdatliam) July 30, 2013
