Attendees with big bags, Flume and Tame Impala were the big winners from the 27th annual ARIA Awards held in Sydney last week. Even Alicia Keys was there, you guys! It was kind of a big deal. The real winner, though, is you because you now get to watch The Preatures, Flume, Tom & Alex, Megan Washington, Rufus, Illy and Kram play adults only parlour game Fuck, Marry, Kill on the ARIAs black carpet then watch them strenuously consider things like “Do I have to be married to Guy Sebastian before he fucks me?”. The answer is yes, you probably do.