Calvin Harris’ T-Swift Breakup Track Is Here In Its Passive Aggressive Glory

As soon as the story broke that shiny-haired musical golden retrievers Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris were going their separate ways, we began frothing at the breakup album she’d inevitably release.
Earlier this week, it was rumoured that Harris had a track ready to go, addressing the Tom Hiddleston situation and calling Swift out for her (possible) cheating ways, and now the track is here, in the form of ‘Olé‘. 
For the sake of plausible deniability, Olé is not actually a Calvin Harris track at all, but rather, a new release from English singer-songwriter John Newman, that Harris co-wrote. 
So yeah, the woman in the song who has secret hotel hook-ups behind her boyfriend’s back, and hides another dude’s number in her phone may be Swift, or may just be a completely fictional construct. 
WE JUST HAVE KNOW WAY OF KNOWING.  
Enjoy, as you dream about the even shadier track Taylor will release in response:

Source: NY Times.

Photo: James Devaney / Getty.

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