BÉBE ON BOARD: Ciara & Russell Wilson Confirm She’s With Precious Child

In the only logical progression from their decision not to bone down until they were married, Ciara and husband Russell Wilson have announced that they are indeed, preggers as all heck.
Having waited until they got the go ahead from Jesus himself, the couple took to boning with great enthusiasm and, well, if you don’t understand what the intervening steps between having sex and pregnancy are, I suggest you have a talk with your mum and dad.
Ciara waited until the day of her 31st birthday to announcement the future bub, and in typical 2016 style, she did so with an Instagram post and some not so cryptic emojis:

On this special Birthday I received an abundance of love from friends and family.. and I’m excited to Finally share one of the Greatest Gifts of All that God could give… ??????????????

A photo posted by Ciara (@ciara) on

I’ve not done the maths and this is probably wildly wrong, but for my own edification I’m choosing to believe that the baby was conceived on the night of their wedding in July. How romantic!
Photo: Supplied.