According to the most consistent source of shade on the internet, Azealia Banks’ Haterade cooler Twitter account, the Harlem MC and noted incendiary person will hook up with The Prodigy onstage at Future Music this weekend for a special rendition of “Firestarter”.
“Annnnnnddddd ! The Prodigy invited me to perform “firestarter” on their set at Future!!! LOLOL LET ME GET MY LIFEEEEEEE” she tweeted.
Minutes later: “But how crazy is the prodigy thing?!?!?! That’s like the ultimate co-sign !!!!! Im Gonna be smeared all over the floor!!!!!!!!”
And then: “PRODIGYYYYYY”
After that…: “IM MAD GASSED OFF THIS PRODIGY NEWS. FUUUUUUCCCCKKK . !!!!”
Still not done…: “THE PRODIGY ARE JUST FUCKING UGGGGGGGGHHHHH ! I feel like a little girl right now !! Haaaa!!!”
Real talk: “THE PRODIGY IS LEGEND“
Then, humble brag of the year: “WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR FOR PRODIGY ?! I have to get something new !!!!!!“
Azealia Banks, officially as excited as we are.
