The Internal Struggle Of Your Workout Week, Told Through These 5 ‘Grams

How can you tell it’s Monday? There’s a dull, omnipresent, existential ache in the back of your soul telling you that every choice you’ve made up until this point was the wrong one. You are this lonely slice of banana. You’re probably dealing with the fact that your 48 hours of freedom are now over, and you’ve got a full five days of brain-numbing work ahead of you.

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Things are probably still feeling pretty sucky, and whilst you work out, you might start to feel a little like the balls in the above situation: sweaty, trapped and stifled. It’s imperative that you keep on keeping on during this time. This is a low point.

Arguably the hardest day of all. You’re smack bang in the middle of the working week, here. Every last bicep curl may feel like a devil spawn burning to escape your poor, mortal rig through your pee pee hole. Persevere. 

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To get to Thursday sans a sizeable mental breakdown is an achievement. But don’t get too excited too quickly. You’re still gonna be trying to eat #clean. Stacy in accounts is gonna catch you in the bathroom, and she’s gonna guilt trip you by banging on about her all-vegan, gluten free, fairy-dust air diet while you feverishly scrub the #treatyourself-small-pack-of-Doritos-dust off your grubby little fingers. Don’t lose hope. The weekend is almost here.

Guess what, Pepe?! You made it! If you’ve continued at the gym for the week, the Friyay feeling is 100% yours to enjoy. Time to take that bod out on the town.

After a week of gyming it, your body will be sore, tired and looking ahhhhmazing. You will also mos def be hungover. Nap to your heart’s content.