We’ve all heard the stories about Olympic Villages being absolutely buck fucken wild.
Grindr crashed under demand when athletes arrived in London for the 2012 games. When the Olympics came down under in the year 2000, a whopping 70,000 dingers were ordered, and they still ran out. According to Business Insider, at the same games, javelin brah Breaux Greer was ‘visited’ by three ladies a day.
even tho he was sporting this abomination of a haircut
Despite the dutty mattress dance being incredibly popular at the games, folk have been divided about whether or not it interferes with athletic performance.
A recent American study commissioned by sex toy company Adam & Eve set out to test how swapping gravy affects how good we are at sport. No points for guessing the fact that they’re probably a little biased.
Anyhoo, they enlisted a small sample of 21 mixed-gender athletes and monitored their fornication habits, as well as their speed, strength and agility.
Of course, the results showed a correlation between fasting running, greater strength and higher vertical-jump heights and deed-doing. Those who regularly jerkied the turkey saw a yuuuge 13% increase in strength. (In their right forearm, lol jks.)
tfw u win gold
The expert on the study, Dr. Mike Young, was quick to point out that the results probably boiled down to psychological factors more than anything.
“If they feel like participating in a sexual activity will improve their athletic performance then it more than likely will and they should strategically seek out opportunities to be sexually active,” he said. “Similarly, if an athlete feels like sexual activity impairs their athletic performance, then it probably will and they should avoid it at all costs.”
So if you’re a sportsperson, fug if you want, don’t fug if you want – it’s pretty much all in your head.
Source: Refinery29.
Photo: Harry How / Getty.
