Given the chance to corral The Real Housewives of Melbourne in a single hotel room with approximately one [1] minibar, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to play a little game we like to call ‘God’ by throwing a spanner in the works of their already extremely delicate social ecosystem.
Herewith then is the second instalment of our Real Talk: ‘Real Housewives Awards’, in which we see the five OG Melburnians – Chyka, Gina, Janet, Lydia and Jackie – and two new additions to the cast – Gamble and Pettifleur – vie for titles like Best Bum and Most Like To Drop A Single, talk surgical enhancements and throw shade as subtle as their collective use of concealer.
The Real Housewives of Melbourne airs Sundays at 8:30pm on Foxtel’s Arena and in the US on Bravo.
