People say the darndest things, but people say even darndest-er things when they’re in Ubers.

Whether it’s the copious tinnies smashed before ordering the service, or the sheer awkwardness felt in the presence of another human being, we all seem to ask the same questions of our poor, patient drivers.

‘Shit People Say In Ubers’ is the realest shit you’ve seen this week, courtesy of Aussie comedy duo DannyandSean.


There’s no use us reciting any of the quotes from the vid. You’ll already know what they are… Because, you’ve said them all.

WATCH: The Exactness Of This ‘Shit People Say In Ubers’ Vid Is Frightening

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