Let’s just forget about the story last week where he maybe sort of kind of let slip that he’s eaten dog food in the past, ok? That story’s done. It’s over. We’ve moved on. Let’s instead focus on this magnificent, bleep-filled clip in which DMX is strapped to one of those god awful, terrifying Sling Shot rides.
Here are the key talking points to take away from this little nugget of gold.
– Priority number one: At all times ensure the safety of your jewellery. Even if it’s not moving.
– Those classic, quintessential DMX sounds? You know, your AHH’s and your UHH’s and your WHAAAAAAA’s? Turns out they’re involuntary.
– At 0:51 there’s a solid two or three seconds where he teeters on the edge of either spewing or seeing God.
– Despite the imperial pint of adrenaline coursing through his veins, at 1:01 he shows us that he is always a media pro, and a true showman; always aware of where the camera is.
– 1:27 NAWWWWWW, LOOK! NEW FRIENDS, YOU GUYS! THAT’S A NEW FRIENDSHIP FORMING RIGHT THERE! Cuties.
And that, dear kids, is exactly how Ruff Ryders roll.
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