Warnie Cracks It After Brynne Edelsten Calls The Paps On Their Hook-Up

“Some people never cease to amaze me,” wrote Shane Warne today, and oh how true those words are.

The former spin bowler / future lizard king posted a sorry tale of love and loss today, and it’s one I’m sure we can all relate to.

In case he deletes that, it reads (word for word):

“Some people never cease to amaze me. Listen to this one. After a fun night raising money for breast cancer in Geelong last night, me & a few friends plus Brynne Edelsten went out for a couple of drinks. Brynne then invited me back to her place around 1am for a nightcap, when I arrived, paparazzi were conveniently waiting outside her home to get the pic, coincidence? I left instantly and thought how sad is that !”

There are two possible explanations here: either Warnie’s having a humble-brag about how he could’ve pulled a bird like Brynne, or he’s trying to get ahead of an embarrassing story about that time he went home with her.

Which is it? We may never know. But I think we can all agree here that the real tragedy is that the Australia of 2016 is one where a surgically spruced up cricketer and a bankrupt reality TV star can’t sneak off for a cheeky round of ‘hide the wicket’ without getting sprung by the paparazzi.

For fucking shame.

Source: Facebook / Shane Warne.

Photo: Source.