This Very Literal Narration Of The ‘Game of Thrones’ Season Four Trailer Is Pretty Spot On

There’s a wonderful motivational edict doing the rounds of various embossed crap on Etsy that reads, ‘You have the same amount of hours in a day as Beyoncé.’ The same could also be said of Tobuscus, a YouTube vlogger (?) who provides the following tireless, literal narration to the Game of Thrones season four trailer with terrifying accuracy and aplomb. When you’re finished marvelling at how some people find the time, wile away a few more minutes by watching the original, earnest trailer here.

Game of Thrones season four premieres on April 6th in the US and subsequently airs on Foxtel’s Showcase channel on Monday April 7th. Winter is coming, again.