Take Your First Look At Masterchef: The Professionals

Because there’s nothing more annoying than watching shitty fucking contestants who can’t really crack eggs properly and routinely mispronounce the word demi-glace, Channel Ten have booted off the amateurs and enlisted The Professionals for the debut season of spinoff idea that might work #37, MasterChef: The Professionals, a militant looking sister show to the one thing keeping the network alive these days which we pray involves some kind of Hunger Games style death match where the winner chokes out their competitors with a noose fashioned out of filo pastry and Matt Preston’s cravat collection. Hmm. Maybe too Professional.

The show, hosted by Preston and “original bad boy of the kitchen” Marco Pierre White, will debut sometime next year.